An Ode to My Favorite Number

Oh, my sweet Nine,

You’re so damn fine.

Nine times two,

It’s 18, my boo.

Then one + eight,

It’s Nine, don’t hate.

Wanna try another?

Ooh, this one is a real mother…

9 times 1,234 is going to be

11,106 for me.

1 + 1 + 1 + 0 + 6 = the fun never ends,

And that is the best number ever, my friends.

Sure, eight times eight can fall on the floor,

And when you pick it up, it’ll say 64.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 are all a big zero,

Because it’s 9 that shines as the true hero.

Be bold. Give it a shot. For this fun isn’t all mine,

Just don’t subtract or divide, both in life or with Nine.